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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:

 

" The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male

dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be

fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time

will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions? "

 

A male student inquired, " How much for a season pass? "

 

Juana Serrano

True Essence Bath & Body

 

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift...

 

....that is why it's called the " present. "

 

 

 

 

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