Guest guest Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 5 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, " Hey podner, if you ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I do " ? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and says, " Nah, go head if you want to. " Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili. The sight is shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, " Yep, that's as far as I got, too " . ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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