O/T Joke Why we love children

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

" How do you know that the cat was dead? " she asked him.

" Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move " , said the boy.

" You did WHAT?!!! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

" You know " , explained the boy, " I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it

didn't move. "

 

A small boy was sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later:

" Da-aaad... "

" What? "

" I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? "

" No. It's too late. Lights out. "

Five minutes later:

" Da-aaaad.... "

" WHAT? "

" I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water? "

" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you "

Five minutes late:

" Daaa-aaaad... When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of

water? "

 

 

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,

finally asked him, " How do you expect to get into Heaven? "

The boy thought it over and said, " Well, i'll run in and out and in and

out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, " For Heaven's sake,

Dylan, come in or stay out! "

 

 

One summer evening during a voilent thunderstorm a mother was tucking

her son into bed.

She was about to turn of the light when he asked with a tremor in his

voice, " Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? "

The mother smiles and gives him a reassuring hug.

" I can't dear " , she said. " I have to sleep in daddy's room "

A long silence was broken at last by this shaky little voice: " The big

sissy " .

 

 

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little

to her class.

She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer.

She read, " ... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, " The

sky is falling! "

The teacher then asked the class, " And what do you think the farmer said? "

One little girl raised her hand and said, " I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t!

A talking chicken " .