Guest guest Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: " Hello " WOMAN: " Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? " MAN: " Yes " WOMAN: " I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? " MAN: " Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much. " WOMAN: " I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. " MAN: " How much? " WOMAN: " $90,000 " MAN: " OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. " WOMAN: " Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000 " MAN: " Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price. " WOMAN: " OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!! " MAN: " Bye! I love you, too. " The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and ask: " Anyone know who this phone belongs to? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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