O/T Joke Guys...not a line you wanna try

[Guest guest]

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very

attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at

his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, " Is your date running late? "

 

" No " , he replies, " I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was

just testing it. "

 

The intrigued woman says, " A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special

about it? "

 

" It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, " he explains.

 

" What's it telling you now? "

 

" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties... "

 

The woman giggles and replies, " Well it must be broken then because I am

wearing panties! "

 

The man explains, " d*mn thing must be an hour fast. "