Guest guest Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 A doctor who had been seeing an 80- year old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medications that had been prescribed for her. Upon her next check up as the doctor was looking through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. " Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? " He asked? To which Mrs. Replied, " They help me sleep at night. " " Mrs. Smith, I assure you that there is NOTHING in these pills to help you sleep at night! " She reached out and patted the young doctors knee. " Yes dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and put it in my 16 year old granddaughters orange juice that she drinks every morning.....And believe me, it helps me sleep at night. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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