O/T Only one joke today....Used things

[Guest guest]

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her

husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm

out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

 

" 'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I

was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired

and bedraggled, So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast

beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator.

 

She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of

good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

 

She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday

that you never wore because the colors didn't suit you. Her slacks were

worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too

small for you now. "

 

Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and

asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'