O/T joke last one for today.....Grandma's Boyfriend

[Guest guest]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with

his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

" Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend? "

 

Grandma replied, " Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and

watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel

so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my

boyfriend. "

 

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started

adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she

started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

 

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and

there stood Grandma's minister.

 

The minister said, " Hello, son, is your grandma home? "

 

The little boy replied, " Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her

boyfriend. "

 

The minister fainted.