O/T Joke.... Bonus, cause I love you guys!

[Guest guest]

This is a riot.

 

I'm fairly fluent in American Sign Language, so I could tell you some REAL

stories that you'd think were jokes... oh my. The time as a student that I

was trying to say, " English is sure a messy language " (meaning its grammar

structure, as ASL has a different grammar structure), and I really basically

said " I married a total pig. " Gets better from there.

 

Michelle in Cleveland

 

 

Carol Pearce [cjpearce]

Friday, March 25, 2005 2:09 PM

O/T Joke.... Bonus, cause I love you guys!

 

 

 

Sign Language

 

 

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily in

London.

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did

manage to communicate with her Husband.

 

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[Guest guest]

Sign Language

 

 

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily in

London.

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did

manage to communicate with her Husband.

 

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,

clucked like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

 

The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.

 

The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts.

Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she

clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to

show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood

again, and gave her some chicken Breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she

brought her husband to The store...

 

 

 

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What were you thinking?

 

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

 

Now.........get back to work...LOL