O/T Joke Garden of Eden

[Guest guest]

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God

asked Adam, " What is wrong with you? " Adam said he didn't have anyone to

talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be

called " woman. "

 

God said, " This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will

always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of

them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she

was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a

headache, and will freely give " love " and compassion whenever needed. "

Adam asked God, " What will this woman cost? " God said, " An arm and a

leg. " Adam said, " What can I get for just a rib? "

 

And the rest is history...

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

ROTF!!!

Gayla Roberts

Always Enough Ranch

Acampo, California

goatclearing

http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html

-

" Carol Pearce " <cjpearce

 

Friday, March 25, 2005 10:35 AM

O/T Joke Garden of Eden

 

 

>

> Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God

> asked Adam, " What is wrong with you? " Adam said he didn't have anyone to

> talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be

> called " woman. "

>

> God said, " This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will

> always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children

> and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of

> them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she

> was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a

> headache, and will freely give " love " and compassion whenever needed. "

> Adam asked God, " What will this woman cost? " God said, " An arm and a

> leg. " Adam said, " What can I get for just a rib? "

>

> And the rest is history...

>

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