O/T Joke: Why men need to pay attention in math class ( NOT a male bashing joke)

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NOW THAT'S FUNNY~

Sindy

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Joke: Why men need to pay attention in math class ( NOT a male bashing joke)

 

 

 

 

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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right

in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the

shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough

that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

 

 

 

" Man, that guy is stupid, " I thought to myself.

 

 

 

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does

 

anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

 

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of

 

these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the

bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet

for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every

 

mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not

bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That

brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

 

 

 

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

 

 

 

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

 

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying

or unrewarding. That's 449.

 

 

 

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have

seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

 

 

 

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

 

 

 

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry

weapons and this number is increasing.

 

 

 

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that

has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously

considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

 

Give one of them the finger? I don't think so.