Guest guest Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Why Parents have Gray Hair... The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello. " " Is your daddy home? " he asked. " Yes, " whispered the small voice. " May I talk with him? " The child whispered, " No. " Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " " Yes. " " May I talk with her? " Again the small voice whispered, " No. " Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, " Is anybody else there? " " Yes, " whispered the child, " a policeman. " Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " May I speak with the policeman? " " No, he's busy " , whispered the child. " Busy doing what? " " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman, " came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, " What is that noise? " " A hello-copper " answered the whispering voice. " What is going on there? " asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, " The search team just landed the hello-copper. " Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: " ME. " " When the soul approaches the mysteries; when it tries to rally to the great spiritual principles, the perfumes are there " ~Marguerite Maury, The Secret of Life and Youth " ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 this sounds ssssssssssooooooooo much like something my oldest son would have done ! LOL Thankfully he didn't and he's now 26 ...... but he has a 6 year old son ........ looks just like him ............... acts just he did too ....... he's already passed his dad's record of number of trips to the ER in 1 week, passed the number of ER visits in the same month for stitches ..........at least Logan hasn't broken any bones yet - his dad broke his collar bone at age 5 playing " Dukes of Hazard " - run towards the car, jump on the hood and slide off the other side. He forgot to land on his feet when sliding off the other side ....... landed on his shoulder....... snapped the collar bone. Ever hear of the TV show " Jack Ass " ? That ssssssooooooo reminds me of my oldest son & his best friend. We always had " Jack Ass -The Series " with those 2. What is sssssssssssssssoooooooooo scary is that they both are dads ..... they both have 6 year old sons ......... we now have " Jack Ass.. The Next Generation " .............. Paula ........in Michigan Coming soon Farm Fresh Soaps & Candles In an awed whispering voice the child answered, " The search team just landed the hello-copper. " Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: " ME. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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