O/T last joke of the day.....Buttercups

[Guest guest]

BUTTERCUPS

 

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his

ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow

buttercups.

 

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just

about every buttercup in the patch.

 

All of a sudden. POOF!

 

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, " I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to

make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for

your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any

butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of

fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life! "

THEN POOF!....she was gone.

 

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.

" Fred, where are you? "

 

Fred yells back, " I'm over here, in the pussy willows. "

 

Dave yells back...... " DON'T SWING, FRED!!!

For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!! "