O/T Ok... this is the last joke and Its RUDE, so be warned, Its also true tho

[Guest guest]

BODY MEETING :

 

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who

was the one in charge.

 

 

" I should be in charge, " said the brain, " because I run all the body's

systems, so without me nothing would happen. "

 

 

" I should be in charge, " said the blood, " because I circulate oxygen all

over so without me you'd all waste away. "

 

" I should be in charge, " said the stomach, " because I process food and

give all of you energy. "

 

" I should be in charge, " said the legs, " because I carry the body

wherever it needs to go. "

 

 

" I should be in charge, " said the eyes, " because I allow the body to see

where it goes. "

 

" I should be in charge, " said the rectum, " Because I'm responsible for

waste removal. "

 

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a

huff, he shut down tight.

 

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was

bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was

toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

 

The Moral of the story?

 

The ass hole is usually in charge!