O/T Joke....Amish and the Elevator

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Ok, last joke for today:

 

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by

almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls

that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, " What is this, Father? " The father (never having seen an

elevator) responded, " Son, I have never seen anything like this in my

life, I don't know what it is. "

 

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a

button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued

to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to

light in the reverse order.

 

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old

blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young

woman, said quietly to his son, " .....Go get your mother. "