Guest guest Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Dear Dr. Phil: My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fu***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Sincerely, Bitchy in Maple, Ontario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 This may also offend, so you might want to stop reading now... it offends me (gendered humor usually does), but we can fight fire with fire ;-) After reading the Dr. Phil joke I was reminded of Larry the Cable Guy's take on jewelry ads, such as " Diamonds: take her breath away " and " Diamonds: render her speechless. " " Why not just be honest about it? " he says. " Diamonds... that'll shut 'er up. " >Dear Dr. Phil: > >My husband is not happy with my mood swings. >The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor >my moods. >When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it >leaves a big fu***ing red mark on his forehead. >Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. > >Sincerely, > >Bitchy in Maple, Ontario > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 I think that was Ron White's joke ... but yep, its a guddun *Smile* Chris (list mom - off to bathe 2 stinky children - who might one day be smart enough to do what I can't do - figure out the answer to the world's energy crisis! <grinz> http://www.alittleolfactory.com Joshua Alexander [josh] This may also offend, so you might want to stop reading now... it offends me (gendered humor usually does), but we can fight fire with fire ;-) After reading the Dr. Phil joke I was reminded of Larry the Cable Guy's take on jewelry ads, such as " Diamonds: take her breath away " and " Diamonds: render her speechless. " " Why not just be honest about it? " he says. " Diamonds... that'll shut 'er up. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 This is cute! I'll share it with the women in my Holistic Menopause group. They'll love it!!! Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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