O/T Joke Buffalo Theory

[Guest guest]

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the " Buffalo Theory " to his

buddy, Norm.

" Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the

slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural

selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and

health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the

weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate

as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we

know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and

weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol

eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more

efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks!