Guest guest Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 *T**he Cor**k * Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying, " said the second, " that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out? " I regret I cannot " , lamented the first Arab. " It is permanently stuck in my butt. " " I do not understand, " said the other. The first Arab says, " I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, " I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish. " I said, " No shit? " *G**od Bless America* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Thanks!!! That's priceless! Gayla Roberts Always Enough Ranch Acampo, California goatclearing http://coloredboers.home.att.net/always.html - " Carol Pearce " <cjpearce Saturday, March 19, 2005 10:22 AM Joke O/T the Cork > > *T**he Cor**k > * > > > Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after > their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork > stuck in his butt. > > > If you do not mind me saying, " said the second, " that cork looks > very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out? " > > > I regret I cannot " , lamented the first Arab. " It is permanently > stuck in my butt. " > > > " I do not understand, " said the other. > > > The first Arab says, " I was walking along the beach and I tripped > over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old > man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came > boiling out. He said, " I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you > one wish. " > > > I said, " No shit? " > > *G**od Bless America* > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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