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this is a true story someone on another list posted.

 

 

 

 

>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week,

>But early on Monday morning, I received a call from his office to tell

>me that my appointment had been rescheduled for that very morning at 9:30

>AM

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>I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already

>about 8:45 AM. Since the trip to his office would take about 35 minutes, I

>didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to make a

>little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time

>I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was

>sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in " that area "

>to make sure I was at least presentable. I then threw the washcloth in

>the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

>appointment.

>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

>looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

>Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little

>surprised when the doctor said, " My, we've made an extra effort this

>morning, haven't we? " I didn't respond.

>After the exam, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of

>the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

>After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

>from the bathroom, " Mommy, where's my washcloth? " I told her to get

>another one from the cupboard.

>She replied, " No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all

>my glitter and sparkles saved inside it. "

 

 

 

 

 

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lol - it's funny, but it IS an urban legend.

: )

 

Cindy

 

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this is a true story someone on another list posted.

 

>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week,

>But early on Monday morning, I received a call from his office to tell

>me that my appointment had been rescheduled for that very morning at 9:30

>AM

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I've seen this before awhile ago...lol... Could you imagine?!

 

Steph

 

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>>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week,

>>But early on Monday morning, I received a call from his office to tell

>>me that my appointment had been rescheduled for that very morning at 9:30

>>AM

>>

>>I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already

>>about 8:45 AM. Since the trip to his office would take about 35 minutes,

>>I

>>didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to make a

>>little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time

>>I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

>>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was

>>sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in " that area "

>>to make sure I was at least presentable. I then threw the washcloth in

>>the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

>>appointment.

>>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

>>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

>>looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

>>Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little

>>surprised when the doctor said, " My, we've made an extra effort this

>>morning, haven't we? " I didn't respond.

>>After the exam, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of

>>the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

>>After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

>>from the bathroom, " Mommy, where's my washcloth? " I told her to get

>>another one from the cupboard.

>>She replied, " No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all

>>my glitter and sparkles saved inside it. "

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if there are kids in the house, anything is possible ! I can easily see this

happening - my oldest grand daughter is almost 12

Paula ........in Michigan

Coming soon Farm Fresh Soaps & Candles

 

 

 

 

I've seen this before awhile ago...lol... Could you imagine?!

 

Steph

 

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My kids are still young enough that they haven't gotten into the glitter

make up stuff!

 

Steph

 

 

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> if there are kids in the house, anything is possible ! I can easily see

> this happening - my oldest grand daughter is almost 12

> Paula ........in Michigan

> Coming soon Farm Fresh Soaps & Candles

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> I've seen this before awhile ago...lol... Could you imagine?!

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> Steph

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give them time :) They will think they HAVE to have it years before you feel

they need it - take it from a mom of 3 girls

Paula ........in Michigan

Coming soon Farm Fresh Soaps & Candles

 

 

 

My kids are still young enough that they haven't gotten into the glitter

make up stuff!

 

Steph

 

 

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> if there are kids in the house, anything is possible ! I can easily see

> this happening - my oldest grand daughter is almost 12

> Paula ........in Michigan

> Coming soon Farm Fresh Soaps & Candles

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Hi Cindy,

Yep everyone who tells the story says it is true and the person who told

them " knew " the woman it happened to and I'm in Perth Western Australia.

But yes it is very funny.

 

Virginia

 

 

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>lol - it's funny, but it IS an urban legend.

>: )

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>Cindy

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Oh yeah..I have two girls, and when they were teenagers, just about

anything they used had all this glitter stuff in it. Thing is, that

stuff is really hard to wash out of a washcloth or towel, or some

clothes, for that matter. I don't know how many times the girls left

some of that stuff on a washcloth and hubby or I would use the

washcloth and get all this glitter stuff on us. Granted, it wasn't

as thick as what the girls would use, but there would be just enough

where we wouldn't catch it right off in the mirror, but hours later,

at work or someplace else, someone would make comment, and then,

after checking more closely, find little bits of this glitter here

and there. Oh yeah, I think anyone with young girls probably had

this happen more than once. Maybe not in the area of the previously

posted story, but usually someplace almost as embarrassing. (Thats

when you want to shoot the person who invented the stuff in the first

place!) Kids..don't you just love 'em!

 

Cherry

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