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Hi,Prof.

 

>You guys (and girls) need to chill out. We are all

" present " on the list. Please do not write about

people on the list in the third person. Address them

directly. As to gender, who cares? I bet some of you

even wonder what I look like. A little mystery is

fun, eh? Let's play nice.

 

Jean:Ha!Ha!Ha!,I know.I am just feel funny and

I will never put my picture on the list.Ha!

Why TCM expert have to be male?I met some good

experts in Mainland and they are all woman,too.

 

Jean

 

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  • 3 years later...

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words

back...or that you could crawl into a hole?

 

Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....

 

1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and

asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? " I turned

around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a

word..... he knew better.

 

2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was

unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several

minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the

store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and

said, " I think I like playing with men's balls. "

 

3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a

variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy

behind

the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, " No, I'm just looking at

your nuts. " My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I

turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister

has never let me forget.

 

4. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release

some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after

receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons I told her that

if she did not start behaving " right now " she would be punished. To my

horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as

threatening, " If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I

saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night! " The silence was deafening after

this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I

mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my

daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were

screams

of laughter.

 

5. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My

three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him

constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between

errands. It

was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled

something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old

daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that 3 year old Danny had not

asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said

" No. " I kept thinking, " Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't

have any clothes with me. " Then I said, " Danny, are you SURE you didn't have

an accident? " " No, " he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,

because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, " Danny,

did you have an accident? " This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,

bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. " SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!! " While

30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled

up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for

the best laugh they'd ever had!

 

6. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very

embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she

speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true

story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: " So Bob, where's that 8

inches you promised me last night? " Not only did HE have to leave

the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

 

Now, didn't that feel good? :-) Pass it on to someone you know who needs a

Good laugh.

 

 

 

 

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