O/T Jokes: Blondes - some new - enjoy

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Blondes

 

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular

one?

(You have to hollow out the head.)

 

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?

(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

 

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the

afternoon.)

 

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?

(They drowned during Spring Training.)

 

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

(To see what was on the other side.)

 

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?

(The cow stepped on her.)

 

7. How did the blonde burn her nose?

(Bobbing for French fries.) (OUCH)

 

8. Why do blondes have more fun?

(They're easier to amuse! .)

 

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

(Frosted flakes.)

 

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

(They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

 

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?

(She missed.)

 

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?

(Data transfer.)

 

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?

(Because she read that one child out of every four born was

Chinese)

 

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

(She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

 

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?

(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

 

16. Why are Asians so smart?

(No blondes.)

 

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?

(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)

 

A BETTER BLONDE JOKE

 

A group of blondes in a class at Texas A & M University were given the

assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the

flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they fell off the ladders, dropped

the tape measures and pencils -- the whole thing was just a mess.

An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He

walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it

from end to end, and then gives the measurement to one of the blondes and walks

away. After the engineer had gone, one blonde turned to another and laughed:

" Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he

gives us the length! "