O/T Joke : The Bus stop

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting

for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

 

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that

her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first

step of the bus.

 

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she

reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would

give her enough slack to raise her leg.

 

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

 

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to

unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the

step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

 

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time

to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

 

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up

easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

 

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, " How

dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are! "

 

The Texan smiled and drawled, " Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with

you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was

friends! "