MAN OF THE HOUSE

[Guest guest]

The husband had just finished reading the book " Man of the House " .

 

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a

finger in her face, he said, " From now on, I want you to know that I am the man

of the house and my word is law! " .

 

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished, I

expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

 

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when

I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me

and comb my hair?

 

His wife replied, " The f***ing funeral director " .