O/T Joke: Stimulation

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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, " Which human body

part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? "

 

No answered until little M ary stood up, angry and said,

" You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell

my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you! "

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down

 

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, " Which part of the body

increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? "

 

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, " Boy, is she

gonna get in big trouble! "

 

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class. " Anybody "

 

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, " The body part

that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye. "

 

Mrs. Parks said, " Very good Billy, " then turned to Mary and continued, " As for

you, young lady, I have three things to say:

 

1. You have a dirty mind,

2, You didn't do your homework,

3, One day you re going to be very, very disappointed!