O/T Joke: Beer Toast Rated R

[Guest guest]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, " Here's to

spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife! "

 

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast

of the night!

 

He went home and told his wife, Mary, " I won the prize for

the best toast of the night. "

 

She said, " Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? "

 

John said, " Here's to spending the rest of me life,

sitting in church beside me wife. "

 

" Oh, that is very nice indeed, John! " Mary said.

 

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies

on the street corner.

 

The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize

the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary. "

 

She said, " Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's

only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other

time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come. "