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Alligator Warning

DUE TO THE EXTREME DROUGHT IN FLORIDA, THE FOLLOWING CAUTION WAS ISSUED:

Alligator Warning

 

The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters,

fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators

while in Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.

 

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on

their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also

advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.

 

People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large

adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain

fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little

bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

 

 

 

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That actually sounds a lot like the bear warnings

in these parts.

 

No matter what you do, it seems to be the

right thing for some bears and the wrong thing

for others.

 

Ien in the Kootenays, Bear country

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