Guest guest Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirrorpulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to astop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, " What's the problem officer? " Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hourzone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wifedirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! The Man turns to his wife and yells, " For cryin' out loud woman, can't you just shut up?! " The officer turns to the woman and asks, " Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time? " Wife says, " No officer, Only when he's drunk. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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