Guest guest Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen The Warming Touch, Therapeutic Pillows http://www.woobeyworld.com > [Original Message] > Butch Owen <butchbsi > > 1/19/2005 12:16:38 PM > OT: Blue Necks > > > Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. > > Because Yankees (Blue Necks) love Redneck jokes so much, presented here > are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners/Yankees (or how > Northerners sometimes think of themselves.) > > If you think you are a Northerner/Blue Neck .. and three or more of the > statements below do NOT fit you .. its due to good breeding. > > YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF... > > ... Instead of referring to two or more people as " Y'all, " you call them > " you guys, " even if both of them are women. > > ... You think barbecue is a verb meaning " to cook outside. " > > ... You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. > > ... You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the > side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts or blackberries.) > > ... You don't have any problems pronouncing " Worcestershire Sauce " > correctly. > > ... For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. > > ... You don't know what a Moon Pie is. > > ... You've never had an RC Cola. > > ... You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. > > ... You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork > > ... You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are > on road trips. > > ... You have no idea what a Polecat is. > > ... You think the word Possum has two " o " s in it. > > ... You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. > > ... You don't have bangs. > > ... You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get > his own Bass Fishing Show on TV. > > ... You drink either " Pop " or " Soda " instead of " Cokes. " > > ... You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich. > > ... You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show. > > ... You think more money should go to important scientific research at > your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. > > ... You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. > > ... The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting > on an on-ramp to the highway. > > ... You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. > > ... You have more than one professional sports team in your home state. > > ... You call binoculars " opera glasses " . > > ... You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side > of the road and stopping. > > ... You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, > Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice). > > ... You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, > Johnnie, Jimmie, Jerrie) > > ... You don't have Maw-maw's & Paw-paw's. > > ... You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. > > ... None of your fur coats are homemade. > > > > > > Step By Step Instructions On Making Rose Petal Preserves: http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > > To adjust your group settings (i.e. go no mail) see the following link: /join > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Sorry for the first one, hit the wrong button - DUH! Okay, I'm a blue neck in which ten items don't apply... also I don't call em " soda, pop or cokes " I call 'em soft drinks (which would make 11 but I'm uncertain of the status on this one, so we'll stick with ten). So I's either got me extremely good breeding or have been lucky in my edumocation! ROFLMAO! Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen The Warming Touch, Therapeutic Pillows http://www.woobeyworld.com > Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because Yankees (Blue Necks) love Redneck jokes so much, presented here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners/Yankees (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves.) If you think you are a Northerner/Blue Neck .. and three or more of the statements below do NOT fit you .. its due to good breeding. YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF... .... Instead of referring to two or more people as " Y'all, " you call them " you guys, " even if both of them are women. .... You think barbecue is a verb meaning " to cook outside. " .... You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. .... You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts or blackberries.) .... You don't have any problems pronouncing " Worcestershire Sauce " correctly. .... For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits. .... You don't know what a Moon Pie is. .... You've never had an RC Cola. .... You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled. .... You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork .... You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. .... You have no idea what a Polecat is. .... You think the word Possum has two " o " s in it. .... You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog. .... You don't have bangs. .... You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own Bass Fishing Show on TV. .... You drink either " Pop " or " Soda " instead of " Cokes. " .... You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich. .... You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show. .... You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. .... You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. .... The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. .... You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. .... You have more than one professional sports team in your home state. .... You call binoculars " opera glasses " . .... You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. .... You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice). .... You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie, Jerrie) .... You don't have Maw-maw's & Paw-paw's. .... You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. .... None of your fur coats are homemade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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