Guest guest Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready {fixing} to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, " Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father. " He replied, " Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump. " She said, " Well, think of your wife and children. " He replied, " I'm not married and I don't have any kids. " She said, " Well, think of Robert E. Lee. " He replied, " Who's Robert E. Lee? " She replied, " Well, just go ahead and jump, you Damn Yankee. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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