O/T Joke: I knew there was danger in excercising...

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I knew there was danger in excercising...

 

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to

spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

 

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's

97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

 

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy

breathing again.

 

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a

pound. Apparently you have to go there.

 

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm

doing.

 

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

 

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

 

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

 

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right

out of my glass.