OT: Osama Meets the Devil

[Guest guest]

One day in the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He

immediately goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

 

" I don't know what to do here, " says the Devil. " You are on my list, but

I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell

you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't

quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and you can take their

place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. "

 

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool

of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over

and over. Such was his fate in Hell. " No, " Osama said. " I don't think

so. I'm not a good swimmer and besides I am not all that fond of water.

I bathe only once a year so I don't think I could do that all day long. "

 

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was John Kerry with a sledge

hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time

after time after time but he was breaking no rocks.

 

" No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant

agony if all I could do was break rocks all day, " commented Osama.

 

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Osama saw Bill Clinton lying on

the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a

spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she

does best. Osama gulped and said, " Yeah, I can handle this. "

 

The Devil smiled and said: " OK, Monica, you're free to go. "

[Guest guest]

Too funny.... I have a few that I will forward to you privately Butch..

 

Carol

[Guest guest]

Carol , I want them too!

 

I don't have to agree politically to have a laugh.