Guest guest Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 The Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her, " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing. Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through? The girl, crying, replied, " Sniff, sniff .. Dad, I became a prostitute. " WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again! " " OK - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat, a deed to a ten bed-room mansion, plus a savings account certificate for 1 million U.S. Dollars. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club. " The girl takes a breath and continues .. " And an invitation for you all to spend a week on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and.... " " Now what was it you said you had become? " Girl, crying again, " Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! .. Sniff, sniff " " Oh! My Garsh! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant " . Come here and give your old man a hug! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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