Guest guest Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word " fascinate " in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, " My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. " The teacher said, " That was good, but I wanted you to use the word " fascinate, not fascinating " . Sally raised her hand. She said, " My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated. " The teacher said, " Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word " fascinate. " Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word " fascinate " , so she called on him. Johnny said, " My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t!ts are so big she can only fasten eight. " The teacher cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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