Guest guest Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 There are nine beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere. An international cruise ship wrecked and 27 people were saved by swimming to the nearby islands. The following people were stranded on the nine islands: Island one: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman Island two: 2 French men and 1 French woman Island three: 2 German men and 1 German woman Island four: 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman Island five: 2 English men and 1 English woman Island six: 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman Island seven: 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman Island eight: 2 American men and 1 American woman Island nine: 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois. The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming. The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about: Her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and about how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining. The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions. The 2 Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Thanks..Glad you enjoyed it.. My internet is down but my mail isn't ( can't figure that one out), will send more jokes when I can get onto the dating site, lol... Have a great day all. Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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