Guest guest Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Cherry, I am so sorry to hear about your cat but he isn't suffering anymore even though you must miss him terribly. Linda G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Hi..I had enjoyed the jokes and funnies so very much and they have been a great help to me right now. My poor little cat crossed the rainbow bridge day before yesterday and I was feeling sad and when I catching up on reading all my messages (I was really behind and had a lot to read) I felt a lot better after reading all the jokes you had on this list. I passed some of the jokes to my cousin and she passed these on to me and I am passing them on to you hoping they make you laugh as much as yours made me laugh. A woman's perfect breakfast She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. A woman's revenge " Cash, check or charge? " I asked after folding items the woman wanted to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. " So...do you always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No " , she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could to to him. " A Man trying to understand women I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and STILL be afraid of a spider. Heard at a marriage seminar While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife, Grace, listened to the instructor. " It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. " He addressed Tom, " Can you describe your wife's favorite flower? " Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, " It's Pillsbury, isn't it? " The rest of the story gets rather ugly so I'll stop right there. Cigarettes and tampons A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. The salesgirl directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a hube bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife. " He answers, " You see, it's like this: yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers " because it's sooooo much cheaper " . SO, I figure if I have to roll my own,......so does she!! " (One might assume that this guy could be the one on the milk carton!!) Using words A husband read an article to his wife aabout how many words women use a day.....30,000 to a mon's 15,000. The wife replied, " The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. " The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?? " Beauty A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you. " If my cousin sends me more, I will pass them on to you. Take care.. Cherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Sorry to hear about your cat,I know how hard it can be, they are a part of the family... the jokes are great... I loved them... Thanks for sharing them.. Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2005 Report Share Posted January 14, 2005 Awww, Cherry, sorry to hear about the loss in the family. *Hugs* Chris (list mom) http://www.alittleolfactory.com cherliz_1 [cherry_r_swartz] Hi..I had enjoyed the jokes and funnies so very much and they have been a great help to me right now. My poor little cat crossed the rainbow bridge day before yesterday and I was feeling sad and when I catching up on reading all my messages (I was really behind and had a lot to read) I felt a lot better after reading all the jokes you had on this list. <snipped> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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