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Hi..I had enjoyed the jokes and funnies so very much and they have

been a great help to me right now. My poor little cat crossed the

rainbow bridge day before yesterday and I was feeling sad and when I

catching up on reading all my messages (I was really behind and had

a lot to read) I felt a lot better after reading all the jokes you

had on this list. I passed some of the jokes to my cousin and she

passed these on to me and I am passing them on to you hoping they

make you laugh as much as yours made me laugh.

 

 

A woman's perfect breakfast

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

 

A woman's revenge

" Cash, check or charge? " I asked after folding items the woman

wanted to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a

remote control for a television set in her purse. " So...do you

always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No " , she replied, " but my

husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the

most legal, evil thing I could to to him. "

 

A Man trying to understand women

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how

you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the

hair out by the root, and STILL be afraid of a spider.

 

Heard at a marriage seminar

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom

and his wife, Grace, listened to the instructor. " It is essential

that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each

other. " He addressed Tom, " Can you describe your wife's favorite

flower? " Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and

whispered, " It's Pillsbury, isn't it? " The rest of the story gets

rather ugly so I'll stop right there.

 

Cigarettes and tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The

sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers

that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. The salesgirl

directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he

deposits a hube bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the

counter. She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for

tampons for your wife. " He answers, " You see, it's like this:

yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of

cigarettes. She came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

papers " because it's sooooo much cheaper " . SO, I figure if I have

to roll my own,......so does she!! "

(One might assume that this guy could be the one on the milk

carton!!)

 

Using words

A husband read an article to his wife aabout how many words women

use a day.....30,000 to a mon's 15,000. The wife replied, " The

reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. " The

husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?? "

 

Beauty

A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so

stupid and beautiful all at the same time. " The wife

responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would

be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to

you. "

 

If my cousin sends me more, I will pass them on to you. Take care..

 

Cherry

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Awww, Cherry, sorry to hear about the loss in the family.

 

*Hugs*

Chris (list mom)

http://www.alittleolfactory.com

 

 

 

 

cherliz_1 [cherry_r_swartz]

 

 

Hi..I had enjoyed the jokes and funnies so very much and they have

been a great help to me right now. My poor little cat crossed the

rainbow bridge day before yesterday and I was feeling sad and when I

catching up on reading all my messages (I was really behind and had

a lot to read) I felt a lot better after reading all the jokes you

had on this list. <snipped>

 

 

 

 

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