O/T Joke who was Jesus?

[Guest guest]

Last joke of the day...need to get some work done...I like the last one

personally, lol

 

Who Was Jesus?

 

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1. He called everyone " brother. "

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

 

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure

He was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

 

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a

Californian:

 

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an

American Indian:

 

1. He was one at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

 

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a

woman:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just

didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was

work to be done

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Thanks Carol,

I had that one before but had lost it.

It shall be filed and treasured.

I need to learn it by heart so it can be

part of my repertoire.

 

 

Ien in the Kootenays

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