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Investment tips for 2005.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of

the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make

some BIG bucks.

 

Watch for these consolidations in 2005.

 

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace

Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and

become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

 

 

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