O/T Joke May I take the dog for a walk?

[Guest guest]

A little girl asked her Mom, " Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the

block?

Mom replies, " No, because she's in heat. "

" What's that mean? " asked the child.

" Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage. "

The little girl goes to the garage and says, " Dad, may I take Belle for a walk

around the block?

I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you. "

Dad said, " Bring the Belle over here. "

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it

and said,

" Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around

the block. "

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, " Where's Belle? "

YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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* The little girl said, " She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so

another dog is pushing her home. "