Guest guest Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 At 01:16 PM 1/11/2005, you wrote: >After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was >enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to >his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't >want to have any more children. >The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that >could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly >alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light >it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to >10. The Newfie said to the doctor, " I may not be the smartest man in the >world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to >my ear is going to help me. " " Trust me, " said the doctor. So the man went >home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to >his ear and began to count: > " 1 " " 2 " " 3 " " 4 " " 5 " at which point he paused, placed the beer can >between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. >This procedure also works in Quebec and some parts of Saskatchewan, and >definitely anywhere there is a redneck. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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