O/T Joke.....Newfie Vasectomy

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After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was

enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to

his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't

want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly

alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light

it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to

10. The Newfie said to the doctor, " I may not be the smartest man in the world,

but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to

my ear is going to help me. " " Trust me, " said the doctor. So the man went home,

lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and

began to count:

" 1 " " 2 " " 3 " " 4 " " 5 " at which point he paused, placed the beer can

between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Quebec and some parts of Saskatchewan.