Guest guest Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 A Blonde on Blondes 1 . Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. 2. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters 3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. 4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training. 5. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. 6. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. 7. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse. 8. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. 9. 11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air? She missed. 10. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer. 11. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese. 12. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building. 13. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? You get to park in the Handicapped Zone. 14. Why are the Japanese so smart? No blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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