O/T Joke

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Abstinence

 

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed

couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, " We have special requirements

for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. "

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, " Were you able to abstain

from sex for the two weeks? " The old man replied, " No problem at all, Pastor. "

" Congratulations! Welcome to the church! " said the pastor.

The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, " Well, were you able to

abstain from sex for the two weeks? " The man replied, " The first week was not

too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but,

yes, we made it. " " Congratulations! Welcome to the church! " said the pastor.

The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, " Well, were you able to

abstain from sex for two weeks? " " No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex

for the two weeks, " the young man replied sadly. " What Happened? " inquired the

pastor. " My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped

it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took

advantage of her right there. " " You understand, of course, this means you will

not be welcome in our church, " stated the pastor. " We know, " said the young man,

" we're not welcome at Walmart anymore either. "