Guest guest Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 This one is a little rude, so if you take offence easily, STOP reading now.... A wrestling coach is preparing an American wrestler for the Olympics... A wrestling coach is preparing an American wrestler for the Olympics. His opponent is a Russian wrestler renowned for his unbeatable scissors hold. No one has been able to get out once this hold is used on his opponents. The coach watches countless videos to see how he gets them into position for execution of this move. Finally after much training the big day arrives and they start the match. In the 3rd round the American is ahead on points and all looks good for him to win the match. But suddenly the Russian gets him in the scissors hold. The coach in despair starts to leave the arena but as he is going out the door he hears joyous shouts and looking back he sees the American being awarded the match. The coach rushes down to find out how he did it. He asks the wrestler how he got out of the hold. The American says, " Well there I was in that terrible hold thinking it was all over. Then I looked up and saw a dangling pair of balls and in desperation I bit them. You would be surprised at what you can do after biting your own balls. " Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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