Guest guest Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 ************************************************************ Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! ************************************************************* Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. ************************************************************* Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. ************************************************************* Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. ************************************************************* Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it. ************************************************************* Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it. ************************************************************* And finally the most important tip... ************************************************************* A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, " Damn... that was fun! Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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