Guest guest Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Minister and the Cowboy A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Calgary. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, " I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips. " The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, " Me too. I didn't know we had a choice. " Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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