Eve Chats With God: (comic relief and a question)

[Guest guest]

Hi, all,

 

I have really enjoyed all of your contributions. I

have learned a lot!

 

One question: I am studying up on Ayurveda and caring

of the skin. I love the use of essential

oils...however, some of the skin care recipes

requiring temperatures of boiling and simmering the

ingredients (as in decoctions and infusions)....I am

more interested in using herbs that have not been

heated at high temps...anyone else have any thoughts

on this? I am on a raw food diet and am experiencing

the benefits...I am thinking that herbs are better not

cooked?

 

Also, am wondering: is there such a things as bars of

soap recipes that do not require boiling/simmering?

 

Thanks!

 

And, here is my comic relief:

 

(...and, remember, this is just a JOKE! hehe)

 

AiMeE

 

Eve Chats With God:

 

" Lord, I have a problem. "

 

" What's the problem, Eve? "

 

" I know that you created me and provided this

beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,

as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just

not happy. "

 

" And why is that Eve? "

 

" Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples. "

 

" Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall

create a man for you. "

 

" Man? What is that, Lord? "

 

" A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,

cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard

time. But he'll be bigger and faster and will like to

hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way

that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be

witless and will revel in childish things like

fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as

smart as you,

so he will also need your advice to think properly. "

 

" Sounds great, " says Eve, with ironically raised

eyebrows, " but what's the catch, Lord? "

 

" Well, there is one condition. "

 

" And what's that, Lord? "

 

" As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and,

self-admiring, so you'll have to let him believe that

I made him first. And it will have to be our little

secret--you know, woman to woman. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The all-new My - What will yours do?