Guest guest Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Some of Santa's Elves need help in what Pick-Up lines to use.... " No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler. " " You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. " " I taught Santa everything he knows. " " I'm a magical being. Take off your bra. " " Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you. " " I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight. " " I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man. " " I know im small, but just put a battery in me, and see me Rock " Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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