OT: PC Seasonal Greetings ;-))

[Guest guest]

Political correctness :

 

" This document is the subject of legal professional privilege " (that is

to say, it is the privilege of the sender of this email to be able to

send it to her dear friends, the subject recipients)

 

 

After the lawyers have been through it...

 

From me ( " the wisher " ) to you ( " the wishee " ).

 

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically

correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the

summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions

of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all.

 

 

We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of

choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed,

colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

 

 

* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

 

* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall

be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the

wisher are acknowledged.

 

 

* This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement

any of the wishes.

 

 

* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or

the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in

certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

 

* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected

within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year

or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes

first.

 

 

* The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of

this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the -wisher.

 

 

In other words, have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!

 

Jane :-))