Guest guest Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Bob and Tara are getting ready for bed. Tara is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. " You know, dear, " she says, " I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby. " She turns to her husband and says, " Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself. " Bob studies her intently for a moment, thinking about how to respond, then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, " Well..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight. " Services for Bob will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 in St. Paul's Memorial Chapel Carol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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