Last joke of the day.. trying to actually work..lol

[Guest guest]

This is called new computer viruses:

 

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass

destruction.

 

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you

turn it on.

 

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

 

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

 

The Bob Dole (a.k.a. the Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old

floppy.

 

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails

everyone about what it did.

 

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.

 

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be

back!

 

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

 

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly

expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

 

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

 

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,

then discards it through Windows

 

 

Carol